Brinna did NOT spend over two hours screaming last night. NO way! Not MY perfect little newborn!
Said newborn did also NOT poop on Mommy a few weeks ago. Then Mommy most certainly did NOT freak out and almost start crying. I'm way more mentally stable than that.
Brinna did NOT roll over the other day. She's only 4 weeks old and that would be almost impossible.
Adelae did NOT hold her hand in my face and tell me "You no talk-a me Mommy. Only Daddy talk-a me. You go in the living room and feed THAT BABY!" Saying something like that would constitute talking back and my darling little angel would NEVER do something like that!
She would also NEVER EVER continue to repeatedly jump on the furniture after I expressly told her not to. Then she would NEVER say "Mommy, I don't love you anymore" after she got in trouble. Nope! Again, that would be back talking and we certainly don't tolerate that!
Adelae most certainly does NOT take almost an hour to eat her breakfast. When she finally decided to eat the other day, she DID NOT proudly exclaim "Look guys! I'm all done! You didn't even shout at me!"
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