Monday, August 24, 2009

Not My Kid!

Here's a great new take on Not Me! Monday. How about admitting all those rotten things that your child/ren most certainly did NOT do this week!

Brinna did NOT spend over two hours screaming last night. NO way! Not MY perfect little newborn!

Said newborn did also NOT poop on Mommy a few weeks ago. Then Mommy most certainly did NOT freak out and almost start crying. I'm way more mentally stable than that.

Brinna did NOT roll over the other day. She's only 4 weeks old and that would be almost impossible.

Adelae did NOT hold her hand in my face and tell me "You no talk-a me Mommy. Only Daddy talk-a me. You go in the living room and feed THAT BABY!" Saying something like that would constitute talking back and my darling little angel would NEVER do something like that!

She would also NEVER EVER continue to repeatedly jump on the furniture after I expressly told her not to. Then she would NEVER say "Mommy, I don't love you anymore" after she got in trouble. Nope! Again, that would be back talking and we certainly don't tolerate that!

Adelae most certainly does NOT take almost an hour to eat her breakfast. When she finally decided to eat the other day, she DID NOT proudly exclaim "Look guys! I'm all done! You didn't even shout at me!"

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Trish said...

Sounds like you had a rough week. Things will get better. Cherish their little tempers now, cause when they are older (like my kids) its harder to control the tempers...eyes rolling, back talk, and just thinking they are the cat's meow..My girls are 12 and 9 and all they do is FIGHT...I told them the other day if they didnt stop I was going to send them out in the yard and just let them go at it...Well that worked for all of about 20 minutes...

Here's to us Mommy's keeping our sanity! Cheers=)

Jennifer said...

That is too cute about making it thru dinner without you yelling! Kids! They'll say it all!

Shop with Me Mama said...

LOL! You have a sassy one too! My little boy says the EXACT same thing to me "I don't think I love you anymore, Mommy" Sigh... Happy Monday :) and your babies are sooo cute!