Saturday, April 4, 2009

6 Worst Lies






Todays Small Talk 6 is the 6 Worst Lies You've Ever Told. Now, I'm not a liar, never really have been. I'm not good at it, every time I lie I get caught. It's always been like that, even when I was in high school. I was never able to get away with anything. As a result, I spent a lot of time grounded!

1...No, I wasn't drinking. It probably sounded more like "No..I shwear I washn't drunking at all.." Hiccup Hiccup

2...Yes, I really do like that haircut. Haven't we all said that a time or two?

3...No, I'm not pregnant. I told everyone that when we were trying to keep this pregnancy a secret. Too bad everyone already knew! HA! I guess I really AM a bad liar!

4...Those aren't my cigarettes!!! They were totally mine, and my aunt knew it. I still don't know why I lied. It would have been better to tell the truth.

5...Yup! That's my real phone number! I swear..it really is! Heehee...works every time!

6...I have "food poisoning"..can't make it to work today. That one used to work. I'm pretty sure my boss saw right through it, but at least I got a day off work! HA!

1 comment:

A. said...

This is an interesting question. I can only think of two ...

1. I haven't seen the checkbook. (When I was really little, I stole my parents' checkbook and wrote checks to all my friends. Once I realized that was wrong, I threw the checkbook in the burn barrel.)

2. I'll be out of town. This is a regular lie. Since Billy's family all lives out of state, I can safely use this to get out of things I don't want to do.