Saturday, April 4, 2009

6 Worst Lies

Todays Small Talk 6 is the 6 Worst Lies You've Ever Told. Now, I'm not a liar, never really have been. I'm not good at it, every time I lie I get caught. It's always been like that, even when I was in high school. I was never able to get away with anything. As a result, I spent a lot of time grounded!

1...No, I wasn't drinking. It probably sounded more like "No..I shwear I washn't drunking at all.." Hiccup Hiccup

2...Yes, I really do like that haircut. Haven't we all said that a time or two?

3...No, I'm not pregnant. I told everyone that when we were trying to keep this pregnancy a secret. Too bad everyone already knew! HA! I guess I really AM a bad liar!

4...Those aren't my cigarettes!!! They were totally mine, and my aunt knew it. I still don't know why I lied. It would have been better to tell the truth.

5...Yup! That's my real phone number! I really is! every time!

6...I have "food poisoning"..can't make it to work today. That one used to work. I'm pretty sure my boss saw right through it, but at least I got a day off work! HA!

1 comment:

A. said...

This is an interesting question. I can only think of two ...

1. I haven't seen the checkbook. (When I was really little, I stole my parents' checkbook and wrote checks to all my friends. Once I realized that was wrong, I threw the checkbook in the burn barrel.)

2. I'll be out of town. This is a regular lie. Since Billy's family all lives out of state, I can safely use this to get out of things I don't want to do.