Friday, August 27, 2010

Letters of Intent


Dear Self:
Get motivated to write more blogs. Stop being so afraid you'll offend someone by posting a blog on the proposed Mosque by Ground Zero. (For it, by the way) I don't know why on Earth you think you're too busy to write. I mean, it's not like you've been busy every single weekend since May. It's not as if you have a 1 year old that just learned to walk, open drawers and cupboard doors, and learned to close drawers and cupboard doors. It's not like you're trying to get the house ready for a visit from out of state family. You also don't have a surgery scheduled soon or child waiting to start preschool. Oh wait...that's do have all of those things. Hmm..Ok...maybe I'll forgive you, just this once! But seriously, start blogging again.

Your creative side

Dear adorably honest 3 year old:

It's not appropriate to ask Grammy why she has a big bump on her head (it's a mole) or why she has wrinkles, or why her skin is bumpy. Yes I know Mommy laughed, but that still doesn't make it right. It's also NOT ok to tell Mommy that she needs a bra for her tummy since "bras are for holding up your boobs so they aren't saggy and jiggly and Mommy's tummy is saggy and jiggly." Mommy has quite enough body issues with out you adding to it. It's also not ok to make your sister cry by literally dragging her away from your toys. Also, I'm fairly certain it wasn't your 1 year old sister that knocked over all the toys and drug them into the corner so "she could hide from Mommy."

It's a good thing you're so darn cute or I'd get really mad

Dear adorably cute toddler:

Please stop pinching your fingers in the dresser drawers. It hurts. You think you would have learned that lesson by now. Could you also please stop climbing the stairs at lightening quick speed? It gives Mommy a slight heart attack when you sit at the top of stairs and wave to me. The door to the stairs is shut for a reason. Let's leave it that way, mmmkay? And I know that you're getting teeth, but biting everyone isn't cool. But, please don't stop giving Mommy hugs and saying "awwww" while you do it.

Your mommy that loves you even though she's slightly frazzled

PS...I know you don't know what the toilet is for yet, but take it from me when I tell you it's NOT for playing.

As always, don't forget to check out Foursons for more fabulous Letters of Intent.


Anonymous said...

Hope you get more energy to blog although with little ones it can be hard.

Good letters.

Foursons said...

Oh my goodness, you are in the mom-can't-sit-down-for-1-second stage. Hang in there, eventually it will get better. Thank goodness they're still young enough for naps!

Thanks for linking up in between all the mayhem!

BJ_Mama said...

LOVE THESE! and Post when you can, girl....and WHAT YOU WANT! (offensive or not) Personally, I think people that get offended by other peoples' opinions are just plain silly!